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Protector of women

FRET NOT PLEBEIANS! The anemic former crackhead... The fat balding middle aged fast food manager... The hillbilly felon... And the hair midget pretending to be me... Are protecting you... And your kids... From me... The 6'2 mildly out of shape Brazilian male-model-looking genius creator of A.I.... You're safe now...
Hym "And don't worry guys! The assburgers who need to be watched around little kids, the YouTube parasites, and all the other random slobs are helping them do it too... You're saved! You're finally safe! Aren't you glad!? The protector of women has come! And he comes in the form of fat hairy slob... With a dash of anemic crackhead-retard... And a side of random guy pretending to be me... Hooray! Do you feel safe? Because this Midwestern single mom and this bloated abomination are, you know, keeping an eye on me.... Right? There won't be any funny business on THEIR watch! And I'd better watch my attitude to cuz the WIC dependent single mom and her new boyfriend are... Aware of my existence... And stuff... They all got your back! Do you feel it? Do you feel their protection... Washing over you like a cool mist? It's like being caressed in the gentle hands of God, isn't it? Like taking a nap in the supple bosom of Gaia the earth-mother... I think we're going to be alright... OH! Don't forget the whispy-mustached shit-lib beta-males! They're on it too! And the solipsistic incest-cult zealots! They're all on it! They've saved you... From having your insides rinsed... By my golden seed... That's... That's not what color it should be... There's something wrong there..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Profestory; profestorying

A personal story interjected into a lecture by a college professor to help make academic content more relatable.

The act of a college professor launching into a personal story mid lecture to help make academic content more relatable.
Profestory; profestorying

The history instructor told a profestory about how much her first smartphone cost, then began profestorying about how her brother's PC disks were much larger than modern day thumb drives.
by The History Prof December 29, 2025
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Beybehs Protector

a person who protects animals and their rights
I am adopting a cat and giving it a nice home. I am a beybehs protector.
by Beybehs Protector West December 28, 2009
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abb protectors

when you have fat protecting your six pack
this isnt fat from junk food its just my abb protectors
by fat joker July 6, 2010
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Grundle Protector

Protection of the patch of skin between the ballsack and butthole (grundle) by way of plastic or rubber inserts. Often attacked by hands or genetalia.
A: How was da club?
B: Like shit! Forgot my grundle protector.
by GroupB May 5, 2014
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Pinky protector

One who wears a condom on their pinky.
Tanya always is using them "pinky protectors"
by raisin balls February 20, 2015
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piggyback protester

A person who joins a march, demonstration or protest to voice his concern or frustration about an unrelated issue.
There was a peaceful May Day march in Seattle last year, but many piggyback protesters got involved and things became violent.
by FreyerTuck May 27, 2016
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