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Pasta King

The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.
Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.
by Blarnaby Jones July 14, 2009
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Post a Smelly

Damn dude, why did you have to "post a smelly" without warning me?
by dreambig26 December 10, 2010
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pastatute

One who sells left over pasta in tupperware containers, on the side of the road or street corner.
I feel bad for Mary, she had to resort to being a pastatute, she cant even feed her kids pasta anymore, She just sells in on the street.
by Captain Barbosa December 10, 2012
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Pastable

Something that can be made into a pasta. Pretty much every food is pastable, if you want it to be.
Nick: "Too bad we don't have any meatballs, I really want to eat some pasta."
Lindsay: "Let's just use this potato, it's totally pastable!"

And they all live happily ever after.
by Jugina Wombie February 8, 2013
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Pestacle

A cross between a pest and a barnacle.
Timmy is such a pestacle, he will not leave me alone!
by DaraJ May 8, 2013
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Pastalytize

To espouse one's belief in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and spread the noodly goodness of Pastafarianism.
The P.A.S.T.A. Foundation took to the streets, handing out religious tracts and colorful noodle necklaces as they pastalytized to the heathen masses.
by The P.A.S.T.A. Foundation February 11, 2015
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Pastard

"I'm better than you!"
"Man that guy is a pastard"
by Half-Blood Prick April 25, 2015
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