Eskimo pile

When a person masturbates in the bath tub while 5-however many assholes will fit around the rim of the tub and shits on the bather.

Later on my bf an his friends are going to Eskimo pile on me. An Eskimo pile at the end of the day always relaxes me.

by Only my grandpa can touch me January 12, 2017

face pile

When you are laying flat and someone takes a giant shit on your face.

I was pissed off this morning because my one night stand face piled me.

by Partyannamal October 8, 2017

soda pile

A pile of empty, crushed up beers. First used in the skate film Soda Pile (2018).

Damn, I hope the cops don't see that soda pile.
Damn skate kids left this soda pile here and now I got to clean it up.

by strobeck June 1, 2018

gravel pile

Another way to define cellulite.

Damn looks like she's been sitting in a gravel pile.

by Kingmidas45 July 6, 2018

Angie Pile

The mound of cocain from which individuals are alotted their own line, rail, or blast. It’s named after the Lengend of Angie who was a woman, I guess, who snorted the whole pile and not her own line that was so carefully assigned to her. Angie was never heard from or seen again.

Hey, that’s the Angie Pile, and that’s your line. Don’t do the Angie Pile!

by Tragika Zeta-Jones September 14, 2018

shithole piler

One who shoves random crap or piles things up in random areas, instead of finding its home. Particularly common with spouses.

My husband is a shithole piler when it comes to cleaning and organizing.

by so_so_stanley June 8, 2019

Shit pile

Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.

Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”

Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”

by Buffcauliflower July 7, 2019