Palmer

A sexy beast with blond hair who's a fan of The Offspring!
He likes to hypnotize lady's and my god, he's a kinky bastard!
YEE HAA!!!

Girl 1: Mmm who's that guy??

Girl 2: That sexy thing.. that's palmer!!

by rowans_Honey_bunny January 23, 2009

Parker

Parker is a gay guy is is very stupid.

Dude my friend named parker is so gay. He tried to ask me out.

by Czhbama28 June 21, 2020

Chilly Palmer

When a man is having intercourse with a girl, he pulls out and blows his load into a handful of crushed ice and slaps a woman on the back.

My girlfriend called out her ex's name, so I grabbed a handful of ice and gave that bitch a Chilly Palmer

by Pussyhands Icechest December 31, 2008

Linker Parker

A person who loves Linkin Park.

That guy buys lots of Linkin Park merchandise, he must be Linkor Parker.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

Parker

Usually a pale kid who has blue eyes and dirty blonde flippy hair. They have soft faces and rosey red cheeks. They can get any girl they want but usually fall for short girls with K names. They crush hard. They are very lovable and are cuddly teddy bears. They make the absolute best boyfriend. If you find one, consider yourself lucky af. They are one in a million.

"Damn, Parker is so hot! I wish he was mine."

by superhuman01221 May 31, 2016

gum parker

the area beneath a man's nutsack, convenient for a whore to put her gum while she gives head.

Yolanda popped out her Dentyne and untilized the gum parker while she earned her ten dollars.

by rocky rockmonoff May 24, 2006

Chilly Palmer

Placing your hand in an ice chest for 5 minutes before masturbating. You may also use a fridge, freezer, or Canada.

"Man, I felt the need to punish myself so I finished my day with a Chilly Palmer."

by Revolution1117 October 23, 2007