Parker

Parker’s are really funny and really really popular. They’re really pretty and everyone loves her. She is a really good person and a literal goddess of everything. Not only funny but super smart and good at sports.

Anyone: who’s that person they look so cool
Another person: that’s just Parker

by Eldood May 30, 2019

Parker

Parker’s usually have a big temper. They love spending time with their friends, sneaking out, eating food, binge watching and they also love excitement in their lives. They’re very beautiful and can be very bossy. When a Parker wants something to go her way, it goes her way. Parker’s can also be crazy at heart, but they sometimes choose the wrong friends to be around. They’re very fun and belong with somebody special. Don’t ever let a Parker go.

“Parker’s one of a kind”

by Gidget the Midget April 10, 2020

Parker Lang

a cool man who loves pizza tower and has a massive penis

Parker lang is such a cool guy who plays alot of pizza tower.

by animan_lover4322 April 11, 2023

Parker

A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets

He pulled a parker!

by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023

Peter Parker

when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.

"I pulled off my first Peter Parker last night, safe to say the funeral was very awkward #sorrynan"

by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021

Ben Parker

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent

“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews”

by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019

Parker

A kind and loving giraffe. He is very nice to his girlfriend and he will only and commonly date girls named things such as Harlow or They have a strong bond that will not be broken by girls named things such as Victoria. He is very tall, athletic, funny, compassionate, caring, and kind. He gives the best hugs and is great at making you feel safe. He often plays sports such as basketball, football, soccer, or even track. He also will often play an instrument which will possibly be a trumpet or guitar.

Person 1: "Have you seen Parker?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"

by NIUBCFtwrxdtcfyvgubhinjomSZXRD June 1, 2022