bought and paid for

IN BRIEF: When you no longer do anything else for anybody or anything.

1ST EXAMPLE:
VIRGIL: Arent you gonna warn me of my constitutional rights?
MERCER: No need to. You were already bought and paid for.
----------THIS WAS BASED ON VIRGIL GETTING RATTED OUT BY FREDDIE FROM THE MOVIE "BOILING POINT."

2ND EXAMPLE:
DAUGHTER: Daddy give me some money.
FATHER: Girl here. You get mad if I said you were bought and paid for.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 13, 2009

elephant parade

When a line of at least three men use their right hand to jerk off the cock of the man standing next to him. While the concept has similar qualities to a circle jerk, it is performed while standing, or in some cases walking or jogging.

Bill, Steve, Mitch and Chuck all decided to stroll through their local grocery, only on this occasion they grabbed one another's cocks and jerked joyously as they sashayed around the store performing in front of all the wonderful spectacle that is the Elephant Parade.

by andylong85 March 23, 2008

seducer paradox

occurs when the more women are made love to, the less the seducer loves women

Style feels that's women are just disposable and replacable. He must have seducer paradox

by goldenurg January 23, 2009

Hot Girl Paradigm

The Hot Girl Paradigm refers to the universal effects that occur which are unique to Hot Girls; these items include:

(1) lots of free stuff
(2) the ability to ignore (or break) laws, moral or statutory, without repercussion
(3) unqualified professional advancement
(4) lots more free stuff
(5) the ability to achieve (1-4) without criticism.

Hot Girls live either consciously, subconsciously, or both, within the Hot Girl Paradigm or (Hot Girl Universe), a place that someone who isn't a Hot Girl cannot understand or operate, willing or otherwise.

The Hot Girl Paradigm is the metaphorical and socio-gender-economic opposite of the Glass Ceiling.

"Geez I've only been to like 20 Mavericks games in suites this year, and had to sit courtside like 5 times" - an example of an often-heard statement from the mouth of a Hot Girl. They couldn't comprehend that normal people (non-season-ticket holders) wouldn't attend 30+ NBA games a year, in $500+ tickets, for free. This is an effect of the Hot Girl Paradigm.

Hot Girls also receive many other things for free that most people would pay significantly for - "I had a flat tire and the guy at Discount Tire gave me 2 free tires and a free battery." - this does not happen to guys. Or ugly people. Hot Girl Paradigm.

In the Hot Girl Paradigm, a girl can also: obtain a table at dinner without a reservation, gain immediate access to clubs, skip lines at the movie theatre, etc.

by Schmideo Video August 12, 2012

Black Parade

A place where Emo's believe they go after they die.

Angel: I plan to kill myself tonight, I'll see you at the Black Parade.

by SweetCaroline May 20, 2008

The Fenestration Paradox

The burning need (whilst stoned) to both lie down, get up and eat something, drinking something and play more Mario. This creates the ultimate paradox in that you can never be doing what you want to, despite attempting to do what you need constantly.

"I'm stuck in the Fenestration Paradox man."

by Zeddecus November 23, 2005

Complainer's Paradox

While something may be terribly annoying, listening to someone complaining about that thing is always worse.

Alternatively: The only thing more annoying than (x) is someone who can't stop complaining about (x).

Andy: I hate this snow! I'd rather live in Iraq than in this terrible weather!
Bill: Shut up.
Andy: Why? You hate snow as much as I do!
Bill: Yeah, but listening to you whine is worse. Complainer's Paradox.
Andy: Oh, I'm sorry.

by narthuro March 20, 2011