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Pink Parasite

Parasitic: Blinded, and invasive to an environment can either grow or sustain an ecosystem or cause havoc.
I'm nothing but a pink Parasite in this City.
by cxp1d December 31, 2024
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Love Parasite

A man who loves someone (or something) so much and knows that she also loves him, so much so that he knocks everyone back simply to love that one person (whether real or fictional), in every way, sexual or whatever else, but without it being twisted, just really sexual and slutty to some

The subjects don't care though, they just love each other and there career, like the opposite of a concubine, higher than a wife
Dante: hey nero, you seen Trish and Nivek, my mum and mando has become total love parasites

Nero: and here I thought Kyrie's cooking was the best
by -Dat Mental Gamer- February 11, 2026
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Gub Parden

Gub Parden
noun | UK Slang | Origin: Probably coined after pint #5

Definition:
A “Gub Parden” is what your mate slurs at 8:42 PM on a Friday when they mean pub garden but have been in it since noon and the sun has pickled their brain like a jar of pickled eggs behind the bar.

Characteristics:
• Contains exactly 3 wobbly picnic tables
• One broken patio heater that hasn’t worked since 2009
• A resident wasp who thinks he owns the place
• That one guy who always takes his shirt off as soon as the temperature hits 14°C
• Clouds of cigarette smoke that would be illegal indoors but are considered ‘ambience’ out here

Warning: Not to be confused with “Club Garden,” which is what Americans think you’re saying when you’re 7 pints deep and trying to explain the magic of a British summer.

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Usage:
“Oi lads, let’s head to the gub parden before Terry tries to DJ again.”
by TESSDRILLA April 30, 2025
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Dirty Paras

A Dirty Paras is when you let yourself get all grimy and disgusting for the chode cheese to marinate, you then insert the chode into a girl at 3AM at your parents place without them knowing, lasts 3 seconds, and when u finish your jizz goes on the couch and u let it crust. You then proceed to go outside and yell “I have a tiny dick!!!” and swing ur chode around like a lasso and let the chode cheese fly everywhere and hit a homeless person.
“Hey i heard Donald got in trouble for pulling a Dirty Paras last night

“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”
by Slaybaddie June 14, 2025
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Brake Pads

On them old chicks or fat young chicks, its the little ass cheeks below the main ass cheeks that look like brake pads.
Yo, Dawg, I seen her brake pads and bowed out, like ick!
by Black Frankenstein November 13, 2025
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Julia Sariah Paras

Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.

Someone who only talks to you when they need something.

Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.

Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.

Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.

Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.

Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.

Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.

Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
by bobbyekbularak June 7, 2021
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Pee Pee Pads

Miniature cotton wool pads used for dabbing the end of your Disco Stick to prevent Damp Pant.
Ron's wet crotch suggests he's fresh out of Pee Pee Pads
by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023
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