Carolyn is the best person you’ll ever meet who will love and care for you no matter what, and will put you before herself. But, if you do her wrong in any way, she will get the sweetest vengeance on you. She will make sure that you know not to mess with her after she’s done with you, no matter how long she takes. But Carolyn has a heart of gold, and is the BADDEST B***H you will EVER meet. PERIODT.
I wish I were Carolyn.
by Slaybaddie January 24, 2023
Get the Carolynmug. A Dirty Paras is when you let yourself get all grimy and disgusting for the chode cheese to marinate, you then insert the chode into a girl at 3AM at your parents place without them knowing, lasts 3 seconds, and when u finish your jizz goes on the couch and u let it crust. You then proceed to go outside and yell “I have a tiny dick!!!” and swing ur chode around like a lasso and let the chode cheese fly everywhere and hit a homeless person.
“Hey i heard Donald got in trouble for pulling a Dirty Paras last night”
“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”
“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”
by Slaybaddie June 14, 2025
Get the Dirty Parasmug.