Gub Parden
noun | UK Slang | Origin: Probably coined after pint #5
Definition:
A “Gub Parden” is what your mate slurs at 8:42 PM on a Friday when they mean pub garden but have been in it since noon and the sun has pickled their brain like a jar of pickled eggs behind the bar.
Characteristics:
• Contains exactly 3 wobbly picnic tables
• One broken patio heater that hasn’t worked since 2009
• A resident wasp who thinks he owns the place
• That one guy who always takes his shirt off as soon as the temperature hits 14°C
• Clouds of cigarette smoke that would be illegal indoors but are considered ‘ambience’ out here
Warning: Not to be confused with “Club Garden,” which is what Americans think you’re saying when you’re 7 pints deep and trying to explain the magic of a British summer.
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noun | UK Slang | Origin: Probably coined after pint #5
Definition:
A “Gub Parden” is what your mate slurs at 8:42 PM on a Friday when they mean pub garden but have been in it since noon and the sun has pickled their brain like a jar of pickled eggs behind the bar.
Characteristics:
• Contains exactly 3 wobbly picnic tables
• One broken patio heater that hasn’t worked since 2009
• A resident wasp who thinks he owns the place
• That one guy who always takes his shirt off as soon as the temperature hits 14°C
• Clouds of cigarette smoke that would be illegal indoors but are considered ‘ambience’ out here
Warning: Not to be confused with “Club Garden,” which is what Americans think you’re saying when you’re 7 pints deep and trying to explain the magic of a British summer.
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by TESSDRILLA April 30, 2025
A sexy beast is a person who has a certain look about them. In all circumstances, they are incredibly sexalishious. One can possibly see only a few sexy beasts in their life as it is a rare occurrence. However, you must catch them while you can. They will be gone shortly...
Bro-‘ wagwan my drilla’
Me- ‘shalom bredrin’
Bro-‘WOAH did u just see that sexy beast over there’
Me-‘damn i must have missed it’ :(
Me- ‘shalom bredrin’
Bro-‘WOAH did u just see that sexy beast over there’
Me-‘damn i must have missed it’ :(
by TESSDRILLA June 08, 2020
Memeulous is a GOHD
He makes wonders in the deep world known as ‘youtube’
No one knows what he looks like as he shields his face from the children who he entertains.(Sone night say it is infact imallexx under the mask) Word on the street says he is clapped, however, in an XO lie detector video, infamous Will Lenny states that Alpha Male(George Memeulous) is ‘decent’.
He is about 5’2
He makes wonders in the deep world known as ‘youtube’
No one knows what he looks like as he shields his face from the children who he entertains.(Sone night say it is infact imallexx under the mask) Word on the street says he is clapped, however, in an XO lie detector video, infamous Will Lenny states that Alpha Male(George Memeulous) is ‘decent’.
He is about 5’2
Bro-‘Wazzap my bredrin, did u see the new Memeulous video?’
Me-‘Wagwan my drilla, OMG! I must subscribe right now and turn notifications on!!!!’
Me-‘Wagwan my drilla, OMG! I must subscribe right now and turn notifications on!!!!’
by TESSDRILLA June 08, 2020