Plantsexual

Mocking the LBGTQ+ Community by making a fake Sexuality. So no one likes that one except fucking bitches

Girl 1: What sexuality are you?
Girl 2: OMG the plants are so hot I think I'm Plantsexual
Girl 1: Bitch a person who mocks the LBGTQ+ Community isn't my friend anymore

by Disbitchbelike June 7, 2021

Pant Time

The art of relaxing in just your pants after a hard day.

Don't disturb me, it's pant time.

by Adam Farmer April 18, 2008

The Pantaloon

An amazing Twenty Øne Piløts song

"Hey, have you heard The Pantaloon from TØPs first album?"

"Yeah, it's amazing!"

by Twentyonepilotss July 16, 2016

pantheism

From pan (everything) and theism (belief in God). Belief that God IS the Universe, and the Universe IS God. Variations include pandeism (God became the Universe), panentheism (the Universe is part of but not all of God), theopanism (same concept from a different angle, the Universe is God because it is the Universe).

If you believe in pantheism, you don't have to go far to find God because he's everywhere.

by J.D.G. brj November 9, 2006

Plantation Owner Boner

An erection enhanced by the presence of women of color. The erection is further enhanced if the owner of the boner is known to espouse thoughts or remarks that overly-praise the value of his Caucasian extraction.

I normally don't go for black chicks, but this girl gave me a Plantation Owner Boner sharp enough to slice up my ancestral heritage.

by MigDaBull January 16, 2012

pantera

BEST FUCKING HEAVY METAL BAND IN THE WORLD. they created a whole new genre, and without them all the little hardcore bands wouldn't be here today. They have a variety of sounds, each album has a different sound. They have the best line up too...best guitarist you could ask for (Dimebag Darrell), best vocalist (Phil Anselmo), best drummer (Vinnie Paul), and a damn good bassist (Rex Brown).

Cowboys From Hell is the song that Pantera is widely known for.

by panterarized February 25, 2005

plantsexual

What how huh why and well..... yea why what the fuck is stirring in your brain to be sexually attracted to plants like what the fuck was it cosmo from sonic x that made you wanna fuck a plant? uhhhhh i am running out of time so here is asmr of a man jizzing into a cactus's soil (except you read it)

Aw yea i am gonna fuck that cactus because i am a plantsexual aw yeah of fuck HOLY SHIT NO WAIT NO THE PRICKS ARE GOING ON MY DICK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DID NOT PLAN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Diagonal Mario 7-8+3 July 29, 2021