A sexual position in which a woman is masturbating in the kitchen, and a dude walks in sad.
Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.
Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.
by doubiesnax May 01, 2015
To focus on your own life and ignore the lives of others. To refrain from judging, investigating, and mind others people business. To stop being judgemental about others because you know how hard it is to have a good life, so you Mind Your Business. And work on your life instead.
Juana: (sits and works on her homework) She is minding her own business.
Mike: Hey Juana, what you doing? ( Mike is not minding his own business)
Juana: I'm minding my own business while you are not minding your own business.
Mike: Hey Juana, what you doing? ( Mike is not minding his own business)
Juana: I'm minding my own business while you are not minding your own business.
by Puerto Rican Unicorn July 25, 2023
by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023
A phrase used to describe an action the backfired.
Etymology: Mario Kart games, firing a Koopa shell and having it hit your kart instead of an opposing racer.
Etymology: Mario Kart games, firing a Koopa shell and having it hit your kart instead of an opposing racer.
by Skuld Skuldrun May 27, 2007
When grinding, only paying attention to the chick in front of you and not lookin around at other couples (or sandwiches) grinding around you.
Al (grinding Kari, talking to Lyle, who is grinding Lena)- Pretty great party, right?
Lyle- I can't hear you. I'm Grinding my own Business right now.
Lyle- I can't hear you. I'm Grinding my own Business right now.
by Dusty Cox December 02, 2009
1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.
2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.
2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.
by high score April 23, 2008
1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019