penis

an object or organ in the male body that occupies 99% of our time, interest, and brain. Also something that many guys keeps fiddling with and grabbing especially in public.

me talkin to myself: ohh i gotta go look up some more fuckin porno on redtube and jerk off so my penis would stop buggin me.

by bobbykal August 27, 2009

penis

oh... a penis is... a whores best friend ! YUMMY!!

oh that whore sure loved that penis she was sucking on, oh right thats the only friend she has...L-O-S-E-R

by SASSY June 28, 2006

penis

A male tube which is used to drill into a vagina. And squirt juices. Also sometimes put in the but and rubs against the cliteris for a nice n' steady ass fuck.

my penis is bent so bad I use it to hold towels

by William hung the second March 9, 2007

penis

long thick and hard tool used to give chicks pleasure

my boyfriend

by dik August 19, 2003

penis

the male organ which has the most attraction for a babe of 14 years to 90 years old lady.

in daily life example

by moghul khan June 13, 2005

penis

Something Nick Cinqurnelli doesn't have

He has a vagina

by Kyle June 28, 2003

Penis

My vagina's best friend : )
it may get hard, which is good
for sex. Have fun with your sexual needs.

I got a penis in my vagina last night. Now I have AIDS : )

by Megham. March 5, 2008