Goth Music is nothing without motherfucking Bauhaus. In the beginning, there was Bauhaus, thus sayeth the high regents of dark taste. Regarding any other proposed Gothic first band, "Press the Eject and Give Me the Motherfucking sic Tape."
Goth Music can solve all of life's problems if you keep to the bad teachings of Bauhaus: Feeling stressed? Dr. Goth suggests listening to "In the Flat Field." Relationship problems? Try out a bit of ""Bela Lugosi's Dead." Feeling low about the state of the world? Ah, you need some "Ball of Confusion."
by exurbanwhitetrash May 18, 2022
Get the Goth Musicmug. When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.
Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?
Sure sounds great!
Sure sounds great!
by Danglemaster March 19, 2014
Get the musical dildosmug. Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".
by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010
Get the boner musicmug. A Tanner Music is someone who loves boots, jeans, and flannels. You may consider them HICK-like. They love mud and they love singing. They are funny and hot.
by LindaHarrison January 2, 2021
Get the Tanner Musicmug. Someone who listen's to all, if not every genre of music.
From Thrash Metal to Electronic Jazz and everything in between.
Usually a DJ, Musician or just a person with a genuine interest in music.
From Thrash Metal to Electronic Jazz and everything in between.
Usually a DJ, Musician or just a person with a genuine interest in music.
1"Bro is that Avicii?!"
2"yee, bit of a music slut"
1"Maaaaaan can you at least put some hip hop on or something"
2"yee, bit of a music slut"
1"Maaaaaan can you at least put some hip hop on or something"
by xXRuthlessXx December 15, 2020
Get the Music Slutmug. People will say that some music isn't "real music" simply because it does not suit their tastes. When in reality, if it's music it's music. Many people say that electronic dance music, rap, and hip hop aren't real forms of music.
by Master_stghm May 26, 2006
Get the real musicmug. Any music is real music, ANY! That includes jessica simpson or Slipknot, even though you dont like a band doesnt mean it isn't real music. The term is usualy used by people who are angry at other people for their opinions regarding music.
Jon- I like My Chemical Romance
Tommy- what are you gay? go listen to some real music like Tool.
Jon- Your an asshole, it's all real music. You just cant tell the difference between fact and opinion.
Tommy- I see so clearly now! my opinions arent fact, there just what i think! I will no longer be pissed when someone else shows that they are different from me!
Tommy- what are you gay? go listen to some real music like Tool.
Jon- Your an asshole, it's all real music. You just cant tell the difference between fact and opinion.
Tommy- I see so clearly now! my opinions arent fact, there just what i think! I will no longer be pissed when someone else shows that they are different from me!
by w00zy JoE December 9, 2008
Get the real musicmug.