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muddy boulder

verb. The act sticking one or both of your testicles in a conscenting party's ass hole and pulling it out with a layer of feces on it.
What's that smell? Oh, that's just from Jeff and I giving Chantel a muddy boulder.
by D-Money$ August 2, 2014
mugGet the muddy bouldermug.

Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.
Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.
by MissMonk April 19, 2021
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muddy butt stank

The humid poopy butt stank aroma forced through a fat girls ass crack when she sits down to fast and causes a pungent wind drift that smells of a sweaty, poopy and dirty pubic hair stench that gives males a hard on because it reminds them of butt fucking a fat girl on a hot and humid summer night
Tanya's muddy butt stank filled my nostrils like rotten cake batter that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit right after I tounge punched her fart box that resembled a boiling mud hole that I saw at Yellowstone national park while on vacation this summer.
by Fart box tounge puncher August 10, 2017
mugGet the muddy butt stankmug.

Nutty muddy buddy

When two male best friends have anal with the same woman, ejaculating in her anus.
Yeah man, me and Justin are real close we’ve been nutty muddy buddy’s since 9th grade.”
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The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
by the stanky leg April 5, 2009
mugGet the The Muddy Goatmug.

muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.
T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.
by Do it all crew March 16, 2023
mugGet the muddy raccoonmug.

Muddy buddy

When you pull out of a dude and he shits on your dick in a taco bell parking lot
Bro my dinggaling still smells like shit from the muddy buddy from my homeboy Travis last night
by Lazyking445 July 15, 2025
mugGet the Muddy buddymug.

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