Straight pride month

This is a event that does not exist, straight people can’t understand that they don’t need a month because they will never be oppressed. August is august and it will never be your stupid little month!!!

“Straight Pride month isn’t a thing bro”
Sad the straight person with more than half a brain

by Laurie_myers July 21, 2022

Throw short people month

During the month of November, you are allowed to throw any short person, as long as they are 5’4 or under.

Steve: Hey did you hear it’s Throw short people month?
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you

by azjented November 1, 2022

The 3 month rule

The 3 month rule refers to the time period after which a girl can be judged on her looks for real. The problem is that girls often look much fitter when they are first seen, but after 3 months, if they are still regarded as fit, then the must be a fit girl.

"hey, have you seen the new girl? She's so fit man!"
"yeah she is, but remember the 3 month rule. Only time will tell!"

by kitch69750 November 2, 2011

National snatch ass month

Don’t bother grabbing or slapping, just take ( boys and girls have fun ;)

Timmy snatched jimmys ass on national snatch ass month

by Mrbigcheekd December 14, 2019

National hold hands months

You have to hold hands for two months october till december no matter you are single or taken

Hey its National hold hands months let me hold you’re hand.

by The guy who creates October 16, 2019

Tik Tok Awarness Month

The month that nobody cares about Tik Toks

Paul: Hey look at this Tik Toks

Me: No it's October which is Tik Tok Awarness Month

Me again: Please stop watching them and showing me them, I'm honestly concerned about you

by baldguy97 October 17, 2019

Double Slap Ass Month

The whole month of November 2019 is just like slap ass month but two hands must be used to slap the ass

Roadman: "Rah swear down it's Double Slap Ass Month why you so pissed"
Bad B: "Immature"
Roadman: "Must be on the blob"

by Bandokay Lz November 3, 2019