Momma Bear

An extroverted female (usually a virgin) who is the top dog and caregiver within social circles and is friends with many guys but does not seek a relationship or casual relations.

Ben- "You still trying to get with Momma Bear?"

Jerry- "Yea... She's nice, but she just don't put out!"

by SpenceHence May 26, 2009

yo momma

someone who is so fat when she went outside with a yellow shirt on people yelled 'taxi!' someone who is so stupid when the weatherman said it was chilly outside she went out with a bowl and a spoon. someone who is so dirty when a man asked for crabs she opened her legs. someone who is so poor that when your friend came over and stepped on a lit ciggarette she went 'there goes the heater'

yeh i think i said it all alrede.

by anonymous June 16, 2004

little momma

Someone who wants to make you their bitch

Big momma adult movie

by Big Daddy March 15, 2005

baby momma

niggah now a baby momma is when u have 2 guls and u get 1 pregnant and you with the other gul niggah

damn dawg i hit my baby momma up last night

by bLaZeD September 28, 2003

Moma Chi Zebra

1) An Italian sugar company that produces the finest sugar in Eurasia. All othr sugars are lame, it puts them all to shame! It's delicious.
2) a Noun, Proper Noun, Verb, Adjective or Adverb that just..means nothing in general.

1) I made these cookies with Moma Chi Zebra!
2) Moma Chi Zebra HAS YOU!

by Jace December 7, 2003

Mop Momma

Female housekeeper. Usually seen in public buildings accompanied by mop bucket, mop, broom, dust pan, or vacuum cleaner.

The Mop Momma at the dorm really knows how to swing a mop.

by Alison December 31, 2003

yo momma

your mother, your biological mother, the woman who gave birth to you, the woman who gave you half of your genes

john: hey shonesia mokishia shonlisha! can i have a penny?

shonesia mokishia shonlisha: ok...but dont lose it in yo mommas rolls!!
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hi jonaynay

YO MOMMA!

by da suburban ghettos August 13, 2007