Mateo

mateo is the type of boy that grows taller than you after being one of the shortest in the class.

He is super nice and friendly and he always knows how to cheer you up. Despite his awkwardness, he makes a good friend and will always take time to listen to you.

Mateo is overall a great guy and will definitely be able to put a smile on your face.

Person 1: haha he’s so awkward it makes me laugh.

Person 2: yeah that’s mateo, he’s a great friend

by uruallysubjecketisnice December 2, 2019

Mate (name)

Best nigga around. Biggest fan of ya boy beetlejuice and plays rocket league and csgo with the boys. He has the fattest cooch and smells like flowers and unicorns. He is sometimes a bitch whenever he runs out of milk but once he gets that juicy milk he is the Ultimate Chad. The romans used this name to describe an undefeated foe. Mate is kewl

Mate (name) is chad

by anonymous September 7, 2020

mateja

mateja's that guy who just plays games a fair bit. he's got sweet brown eyes but can be a pain in the ass at times.

Guy 1: "Ugh that guy literally keeps posting the same memes again and again..!"
Guy 2: "Chill.. That's just Mateja."

by miss rae is me October 17, 2020

mateo

mateo is the almighty supreme most good looking pimp in the house

person: omg have you seen mateo? hes so hot
other person: obviously hes so fine, its cuz hes a pimp

by nooo-o_o June 22, 2021

Material Girl

The worst fucking song ever made by the most annoying fucking artist Saucy Santana

mAtEriAL giRL, I have no unique opinions and fill the void in life with gloating about materialistic possessions.

by n0body12345 June 22, 2022

Mater

Pronounced "maiter"... S.C. slang for a mans penis, cock, dick

She said no sex on the first date. So then I asked if she would suck on my Mater instead.

by freakyzekey September 23, 2011

materbating

the mispelled word masturbating due to the lack of hands used to type

He enjoys materbating on a daily basis.

by Fuckme1p2 August 11, 2016