Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl

My dad is a military dad

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

military madness

san antonio craziest car/truck meet host . nun munch to say here unless ill be snitching 😂

Her. did you go to that crazy ass meet last nite
Him. you must be talking about military madness.!!

by 210unknown August 23, 2021

Milktating

When the nipples of a human are leaking milk.

Milktating for your child is necessary to get the required nutrients from your hooman milk.

by AsherLasher August 25, 2021

militelloism

a lesser-known religion. Includes many practices, one being that every day at 4:29 all followers must verbally acknowledge that it is 4:29.

-“What religion do you follow?”
-“Militelloism. Oh, by the way, 429”
-“What?”
-“It’s 4:29”

by bonniebilitelloism September 13, 2021

......milkteaa

......milkteaa Is my mutual, aka the best person on this planet not to mention they are funny and cool🤩

"omg is that ......milkteaa?!, And their your mutual?!?"
"Yes that's ......milkteaa 🤩"

by Deeznutsmastermaster September 24, 2021

......milkteaa

......milkteaa is one of my favorite mutuals, They are funny, cool, famous 🤩 and just perfect

"OMG IS THAT......milkteaa????!?"
"Yes it is🤩"

by Deeznutsmastermaster September 24, 2021

Mićotovar

Planja po vastašama. Dira malu dicu. Ima seks sa svojim ukućanima.

A : Jesi isplanja po ukućanima?
B : Jesan
A : Pravi si Mićotovar!

by planjetorijo November 22, 2021