A legendary being said to be omnipresent, with the entire state of Michigan being his home territory. He moves in silence and tends to appear either when two people are participating in Netflix and chill or whenever Michigan plays against Ohio State.
The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about the Michigan Menace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
by Julius Please Her August 22, 2025
Get the The Michigan Menacemug. The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.
Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught
Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?
Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.
Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!
Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?
Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.
Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!
by kaji2k March 1, 2025
Get the Michigan U-Turnmug. by Datguyocolor February 24, 2024
Get the Michigan mittenmug. A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023
Get the Michigan mud bathmug. A specific sub species of Chad natively found in the state of Michigan. They are taller, buffer and have a better beard than you do. Also have an innate ability to start dating your hot female friends out of freaking nowhere. They also probably own a boat.
by ActionSwanson42 July 3, 2018
Get the Michigan Chadmug. 1. Refers to sexual tourism; when an overweight man from a midwestern state (e.g. Michigan) pulls his belly flap over a foreign prostitute during receiving oral sex
2. The trophy for a amateur golf outing (the Ballwacker open)
2. The trophy for a amateur golf outing (the Ballwacker open)
by miguelitode502 May 16, 2023
Get the Michigan Sweatshirtmug. A poor private public school across the street from a courthouse. This place has at least 8 teachers leave every year and is infested by human centipedes.
by Mr. Salerno December 2, 2019
Get the Lake Michigan Catholicmug.