First meal

The first thing someone eats after they smoke weed for the first time.

Guy 1: I smoked for the first time yesterday and stared down a tin of pringles for 20 minutes before eating them.

Guy 2: Haha my first meal was a burrito.

by GnomeGrown September 23, 2011

real meal

It is a meal also known as $5 fill ups.

The choices are as listed:

2-piece drumstick and thigh
Extra Crispy Tenders
Famous Bowl
Chicken Breast
Pot Pie

They are also seen in the commercial where he says
"Real Meal for Five Bucks" x5
"Finger lickin' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"

Real meal for five bucks

by Col. Sanders October 23, 2017

Full meals

An elaborate south indian meal that consists of multiple courses, served by impatient yet efficient staff, usually on a banana leaf designed to cause maximum spillage. Always eaten by hand, and usually eaten in quantities that would feed a child for a week.

Macha, I'm semma hungry. Let's go put one full meals at Sangeetha.

by Retronai December 8, 2019

in-flight meal

An in-the-closet homosexual (usually male) who serves in the Air Force.

His CO doesn't know, but he's definitely an in-flight meal.

He is one tasty-looking in-flight meal.

There's no meal on this flight! (i.e., The flight crew is vocally heterosexual.)

by Lizzie Strata March 30, 2005

would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie

by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008

Italian war medal

A stain from spilled Italian food on one's clothing.

Don't insult him by saying that Italian war medal must be Ragu. The meal was personally made for him by Giada.

by North Central Johnny October 8, 2009

meal

The single meal consumed by recent college students/college graduates - particularly liberal arts majors - who are too poor to afford to eat multiple times during the day. Can be comprised of anything, but usually contains some sort of "real" food (vegetables, even if canned), or a close proximity such as TV-dinners. Generally eaten in late afternoon to stave off hunger pangs during the night.

Frederick's stomach was growling, it was almost 7PM and he had yet to eat meal.

by Jdwolff October 4, 2007