Messy Muscles

a termed used to define a person with muscular dystrophy.

"Wow, why does Andrew have Messy Muscles?

by SwagFlu December 25, 2009

Meaty Thursday

The day of the week where an apartment full of males have anal and oral sex with each other, in that order.

"Bro, are you pumped for meaty thursday?"
"Yeah man, let me just grab my lube!"

by Taco Hater September 9, 2011

messy marvin

"messy marvin"- person who masturbates and doesn't have the common curtesy to clean up their ejaculate.

I often slip in jizz by the toilet, because my brother is a very messy marvin.

by mochox July 4, 2005

messy

A girl in Scotland called Rebbecca
See: hottie piece of ass Bangin

Yo bro I have been hanging out with Messy all day.

by Neilalalalalalala April 4, 2005

messy prick/cunt

some one who is a state, a total loser...

"you're a messy prick blud"

by DJ Formation August 26, 2005

melty

When someone or something (e.g. a pet) is so tired, that you can do anything to him or her without meeting much resistance.

My dog, Zach, was so melty, I put him in a tote bag hanging from the kitchen cabinets and he didn't care.

by A_Bare_Hen January 3, 2008

meaty thigh

Upper leg region of a generously weighted individual, generally felt up by preists/fathers.

He felt up the meaty thigh of paul *******

by brother to gf of stoner May 13, 2005