every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021

Smasterbate

To masterbate while being drunk

Tone smasterbated after he drank too much last night because his girlfriend wasnt around.

by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012

Masturbatee'

Passive-aggressive self pleasuring like waiting patiently for a climax like whipping your erect tool out in a wind farm or letting a stream of water get your penis to emit some baby yoghurt.

Hey Kris, jerk off or be a masturbatee' all your life.

by CatVader May 11, 2015

masturbateable

something that is debatable and can be masturbated

Nikhil is just a masturbateable person in genral.

by XXX_mAJorMAStURbAtioN_xxx April 2, 2016

MasterBaiter

The word Masterbaiter is a joke on the internet for jerking off

Jerry is a Masterbaiter

by UnoriginalName123 December 4, 2016

masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.

Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.

by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016

Masturbatetion

It is when you grab the penile erection then you spam your social medias with #Start , when you are done you write #end while a salty suprise awaits.

I'm going to go wank ya know Masturbatetion Spam people with #End

by #END February 28, 2017