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making pecan pie

1. Female masturbation, due to the resemblance of the female genitalia to pecans and to the sweetness of the pie.

2. Two females having sex

3. A female getting a hand job/being eaten out
1. After Bill left me, I've been making pecan pies.

2. Did you hear that those two hotties made pecan pie last night?

3. Joel made me the best pecan pie ever last night.
by synchrohobbit November 20, 2006
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MASHING HER DINNER

When you feed your girlfriend dinner then go home and fuck her in the ass thus mashing her dinner
A good cheap date is going to mcd's then going home and mashing her dinner
by robs asshole January 14, 2008
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making pasta

A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.
Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."
by amish_rabbi23 July 14, 2009
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Maksinchuk

Someone or something of complete stupidity, generally a small cranium lacking intelligence. Unable to perform simple tasks and rather than speak words will usually make idiotic noise followed by laughter.
guy #1: What is wrong with him?
guy #2: No clue, hes a complete maksinchuk
guy #3: Yeah hes a tiny headed bitch
by Mike Hunts 51345 February 3, 2010
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Making Udon

Doing a normal activity oblivious to the outside world when suddenly, you realize that there are people in the room next door engaging in sexual activity quite loudly. Often results in barricading yourself in your room, horrified and waiting until it's over.
Ahhh! Crap! I was making udon. When's it okay to come back out?
by NaturallyRudeBoy June 1, 2010
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maskies

Like a selfie, but with a mask.
Watch out for COVID, blast your social media with maskies!
by The Troll April 12, 2020
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makin

That burger was makin
by Brxcefxce July 17, 2020
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