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milf magic

when someone has a child and becomes hotter
guy 1: yo that chick became hot when she had a kid

guy 2: that’s milf magic bro
by basedmp3 January 27, 2021
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Milf Denny's

Anon: dude I went to Milf Denny's
Anon 2: Dude, how you feel
Anon: Like I lost my virginirt
by Milf Dennys April 21, 2021
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rain is a milf

rain is big hot milf from wales
by irisisaqtxx May 8, 2021
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milf targetter

a young man who, whilst at a family party will target older ladies he doesn't know on the off chance of sexting or more at a later date
wow, toby is really into archeology, he's been talking to Mrs Rodman for an hour

no, he's a milf targetter

so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...
by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013
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milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.
He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck him into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.
by the agitator August 26, 2013
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Omegle Milf

Someone on Omegle that would like their mother to have sexual intercourse with a stranger. This Character also loves the fantasy of being verbally and physically bullied and having his / her money robbed
"Ooo Connor would you like to join me in having sexual intercourse with the omegle milf"
"i just had intercourse with a omegle milf , bullied her son and stole his money , that makes me a wicked badman"
"Chuck Norris had intercourse with the omegle milf but didn't invite Cameron or Connor
by Crimson Slayze January 11, 2023
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Grizzled milf

When a middle aged mother is way past her fuckable prime (looks and or age)
“Hey man I might fuck Rio ”
“Nah bro that girl is a grizzled milf shes had like 4 kids and she looks like shes 60 ”
by Lil_Jewzie_burp January 13, 2023
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