Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?
Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!
Kevin: thanks MILF Man!
Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!
Kevin: thanks MILF Man!
by TedEye November 11, 2017
“Hey man I might fuck Rio ”
“Nah bro that girl is a grizzled milf shes had like 4 kids and she looks like shes 60 ”
“Nah bro that girl is a grizzled milf shes had like 4 kids and she looks like shes 60 ”
by Lil_Jewzie_burp January 13, 2023
a young man who, whilst at a family party will target older ladies he doesn't know on the off chance of sexting or more at a later date
wow, toby is really into archeology, he's been talking to Mrs Rodman for an hour
no, he's a milf targetter
so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...
no, he's a milf targetter
so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...
by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013
A milf that is generally younger than 25, and will disappoint you by not coming with all the benefits of sleeping with a milf
by TheCousin127 May 22, 2021
A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.
OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
by gay_slayer69420 June 23, 2021
The son of a MILF whose actual name is forever meaningless, overshadowed by his mother's beautiful mommaries.
...I'm about to say hello when I notice she's holding a bundled blanket, and sure enough I see Son of MILF, sucking on her beautiful mommaries in broad daylight.
by RedMist September 21, 2010