postcode lottery

a situation in which someone's access to health services or medical treatment is determined by the area of the country in which they live.

Dave: My grandmother has been on the waiting list for a hip replacement for ages, this woman that lives a street away got it in a month, it’s a Postcode Lottery

by TheAnonymousVigilante November 21, 2023

German lottery machine

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants

Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids

by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023

Pog Lotto

Pog Lotto Is when you’ve stuck out a bar all night, and you have no option but to select one of the pogs leftover at the end of the night.

I’m going to have to play a round of pog lotto!

by M72 February 15, 2024

Greek lottery

When you injure yourself at work and end up on workers comp

Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”

by no.remorse February 23, 2024

Parking lotted

Where your spinning in circles. Starring at each other backs... wondering where u parked the car.. hoping the bags don't rip open lol and groceries don't spill....dude what does mine say?

Dude that mf so baked, he can't find his car... straight parking lotted

by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 21, 2024

Ghetto lottery

Getting your paycheck

Yeah it's Friday I won the ghetto lottery time to go get my check.

by Wayne M. May 30, 2024

Ladyboner Lotto

A woman who meets an irresistible sexual partner.

Jeanine hit hit the Ladyboner Lotto and has obsessed with him ever since.

by 3hourtour June 2, 2024