limpies

1) The Olympics
2) Erectile dysfunction

The Uzbekistani horse dancer fractured his pelvis in an accident during the limpies, and since then he's had a major case of the limpies.

by Nicholas D July 29, 2021

limpho

The best type of person to walk the Earth. Limpho is kind, loving, and almost always under pressure. People with this name rarely grow over 5’4, so take care of them. Most people with this name are right handed. This name roots from a important river in South Africa.

“Hey have you seen Limpho?”
“Yes, just look down.”

by Gray.sweaters November 24, 2021

Limpy Long Cockin

“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.

Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip

Stacy one: Did you finally hang with chad last night👀?!

Stacy two: Yeah omg he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!

by MogeSauce April 16, 2022

Limpdiculous

Golf putt that is hit so weakly its like the golf ball is hit with a limp noodle.

That limpdiculous putt was hit so weak and short it had a zero chance of getting near the hole!

by U da Man! February 18, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who sucks their own poop off a pole while dressed in drag.

Gee, that Limpy Wristed Fag is a contestant on the Ru Paul show.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who is willing to scratch another mans cornhole when asked during an itch. They normally try to scratch the entrance of your cornhole without your underwear with their bare fingers. They then process to get small amounts of poop on their fingers.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop on his finger tips.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Limpified

A state of post limping in which someone has stuck their limp penis inside an asshole, and the person receiving the limpy has squeezed the limp penis with the anus until it gets erect and ejaculates.

Damn! You see how Matt got limpified? Jason almost pink socked him.

by Philip miasso September 22, 2023