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pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.
Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.
by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015
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Jerk OOF

when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.
Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*

son*Jerk OOF*
by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018
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pinwheel jerk

Used almost exclusively at Shaw Communications, a pinwheel jerk is a morale building activity similar to a circle jerk, but instead of jerking yourself off, you jerk off the colleague to the right of you.
"Oh man, VEX AND Growers?! That shit was awesome! I'm so happy thinking about it. Guys, pinwheel jerk time?"
by DarkCanuck12 July 25, 2017
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In-House Jerk

When the tip of one’s penis is inside of another’s vagina or anus, and then jerked off until finishing inside.
Last night I had a threesome with Jessica and Haley, which ended with an In-House Jerk.
by Treeguts December 23, 2018
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Jingle Jerk

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
by Gamergranny December 25, 2018
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Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.
Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.
by vandalny721 July 16, 2019
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jerk-sleeping

When a male or female needs to masturbate in order to sleep.
Dude, when you're as depressed as I am; jerk-sleeping is the only cure for sleeplessness.
by imadetheword March 23, 2019
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