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Jared padalecki 

A Jared padalecki is a rare species of

half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.

1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work

2. An nintendo switch or any type

3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it

4. His bff Jensen

Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki

PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
That girl is being a Jared padalecki eating all that candy
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jared kleinman 

An "insanely cool" guy who eats bath bombs.
"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."

"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."

-Jared Kleinman
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An Assyrian word for poor thing - something you say when you're feeling sorry for someone.

The "J" is pronounced almost like "sh" and the "R" is rolled.

This word is best used sarcastically.
"Aw, she's ugly, jareh."

"Look at that man walking in the middle of the road... jareh, he wants to die, wait that's normal for Fairfield."

"Jareh, they're in love."

"Jareh, no one liked her photo."
Jareh by beautifulgirl100 October 13, 2013
A creature that is so crazy and lost in his or her own world that they can't help but stick bike pumps up their ass and and force themselves to fart frantically and fanatically all over the carpet in front of most of his good friends. This person lost his mind a long time ago and at times can be perceived as having Asperger's syndrome (Having/Enjoying very random interests obsessive). These creatures are always right in their own world and no man or living entity can change their mind. Their fathers kill goblins for a living or sometimes work as computer programmers, it depends. But in the end, be careful of these long/wild haired creatures for they will carry multiple diseases from fucking multiple autistic creatures....
Jarggle; A creature mixed an mutated with goblin, orc, dragon, unicorn, marty, oger, hippo, giraffe, crocodile, wizard, becky, chinchilla, horse, zebra, rino, frog, kangaroo, possum, lizzard, dog, cat and midget blood...

They have an obsession with long boards....
Jarggle by B.I.G BAUM June 11, 2012
Jarateed or "Jarate" is a synonym for "Pissed off" or "Piss".

It was derived from Valve's game "Team Fortress 2" in which the character, Sniper, uses a mason jar full of urine. The in-game name for it is "Jarate" and upon throwing said jar the character will yell "Jaaarate!"

Jarateed is also a word replacement for "pissed" on the Steam User Forums. The word filter will replace "Pissed" with "Jarateed". Clever reference on Valve's part.

See: Hammer Legion Member, Pissed off
Guy 1: "That game really pisses me off!

Guy 2: "You mean Jarateed?"

Guy3: "Yeah, either way.
Jarateed by BiGoDeViN September 29, 2012
Jara is happyness. When she comes into a room the mood is getting better. Invite her for parties if you want to be sure all love it. Always smiling, having great ideas and so she is an important success factor for any team work. If you need to trust a friend you can talk to her any time and she will listen and keep secrets for herself. She will stand on your side in bad times. She knows how to dress herself and likes to enter new challenges. Dancing and sports is her passion. Also she cooks excellent meals and loves olives and spicy food. I am really happy to know Jara. Hope to have her around for a long time!
Hi Jara, nice to know you!
Jara by LuckyPiet May 31, 2017

Jarshitter 

A person that plays video games too much. A person that never puts the controller down even to use the restroom. When a jar shitter has to shit they shit in a jar
Man did you see that guy quick scope me from a mile away... what a Jarshitter

Wow that guy is 30-0 he hasn't died once what a Jarshitter
Jarshitter by TyBundy September 20, 2019