A chopped ahh human being who reacts to football for a living and has butt sweat. He is also the biggest Eagles fan alive. He will Catch YBs sweat if he could
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Get the JankyRondo mug.A slang term in describing a person who negatively judges other people often. Used to describe judgy and hateful person.
1A. "Hey did you hear about River? He's so fucking ugly ugh like who in their right mind would wear THAT?"
1B. "Bro you're such a Jagkey, when will you ever stop being such a hater?"
2A. "Oh.. you did a buzz cut.."
2B. "Ouch, that's a little Jagkey don't you think?"
1B. "Bro you're such a Jagkey, when will you ever stop being such a hater?"
2A. "Oh.. you did a buzz cut.."
2B. "Ouch, that's a little Jagkey don't you think?"
by Roop aul October 17, 2025
Get the Jagkey mug.A form of gluening (gooning with the usage of glue). Involves covering the “dih” with a mixture of glue and sulfuric acid, then inserting a wooden stick into the urethra.
I was jankershnomping yesterday and moaned so loud my little sister (who was being cracked in the other room) checked in on me to see if I was okay (she was still naked).
by falloompa November 2, 2025
Get the Jankershnomping mug.also referred to as Janky Street or the residents of Janky Town. A playful, tongue-in-cheek term used to describe a place, situation, or state of being where things are endearingly messy, chaotic, low-budget, or held together by improvisation. “Jankeetown” evokes the vibe of something charmingly imperfect — rough around the edges, patched together, but still functional and full of character.
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Get the jabber jonkey mug.Dis Jakey: Bass music DJs from southend on sea, UK
Dis Jakey is the bassy birth-child concieved by Gabriel de Souza And JOhn The Baptist.
Dis Jakey started after the two performed a Back to Back set at the sunrooms (southend) for a friends alternative night. When they realised that nobody was really feeling the indie/rock music before them, they mixed things up a bit by dropping a 2 hour bass heavy house and dubstep set. The reaction from the crowd instantly gave them the idea to start up a live project, thus, 'Dis Jakey' was born.
Dis Jakey combine the use of visual lighting with music to create an amazing live show, the use of midi contollers can allow live remixing and sampling.
Dis Jakey is the bassy birth-child concieved by Gabriel de Souza And JOhn The Baptist.
Dis Jakey started after the two performed a Back to Back set at the sunrooms (southend) for a friends alternative night. When they realised that nobody was really feeling the indie/rock music before them, they mixed things up a bit by dropping a 2 hour bass heavy house and dubstep set. The reaction from the crowd instantly gave them the idea to start up a live project, thus, 'Dis Jakey' was born.
Dis Jakey combine the use of visual lighting with music to create an amazing live show, the use of midi contollers can allow live remixing and sampling.
aww man, was gurning off my tits last night when 'Dis Jakey' were playing!
heard that mash-up by 'Dis Jakey'?
heard that mash-up by 'Dis Jakey'?
by JOhn The Baptist UK July 6, 2009
Get the Dis Jakey mug."Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"
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