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Pump and Hump 

When a human of the female gender, pulls her tits, or the male counterparty pulls them, untill she squirts breast milk onto the male dick. The male then inserts his penis into the females vagina using the milk as a lubrication.
Your having sex tonight? Well im going to Pump and Hump tonight Sister!
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The dry hump McGoo 

Where you hook up with probley the hottest chick you will ever meet but are too drunk and had to many illicit drugs to get it up so you rub your dick on her pussy to try to get it hard
Guy1: man saw you hook up with Sally last night she is smoking

Guy2: yea but I couldn't get it up so I had to give her the dry hump McGoo
The dry hump McGoo by Jayba11s January 9, 2018

Jump it and hump it 

A statement used to tell one to fornicate his female counter part without prior notice or with out her concent. also know as rape.
God: What did u do w/ that mary magdolin lady?
Jesus: NOTHING DAD!!
Mosses: Jump it and Hump it!!! WOOOT
sex or sex-like actions without orgasm
An attractive, perky blonde lap dancer gives many dry humps to customers
dry hump by Adam August 2, 2006

tele-hump 

To telepathically hump or umph someone/some people, usually resulting in the ejaculation of semen into either sex's genitals.
I tele-humped Calvin after he gave me my birthday present.
tele-hump by Lumi June 27, 2003

camel hump 

The last episode of sexual contact before a long dry spell, especially an anticipated dry spell.
"Hey, did you smurf that skank at the bar last night?" "No, but its alright--I got my camel hump the other day before I dumped Juli."
camel hump by karmajunkie July 23, 2008