human ambien

A person that, when they're speaking or even when they're nearby, induces a deep sleep. This comatose state can only be overcome by the absence of the aforementioned person, but grogginess may linger. Do not operate a motor vehicle in the presence of human ambien.

<Name> from <Reality Television program> is so boring s/he is like human ambien!

by Its Meuh Grits February 4, 2014

Human bidet

Using the face, mouth and tongue to clean someone’s ass after taking a dump. Sometimes referred to human toilet paper or htp. It described to be very arousing and once someone has properly experienced this event they dont want it any other. Can be recorded being a common practice with concubines.

She is sooo hot I wish I could be her human bidet.

by Tina’s December 16, 2021

Human Premium

Human Premium🤖: Human Premium is not a human it is something it is a different kind of breed that is better😫 we have barking abilities and other animal features that you will never have be able to have bc we are better😉

Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium

Price starting at 1,000,000 a Month

We are better

“ amy is human premium”
“natalie and suany are human premium”
Word created by suany and natalie

by humanpremiumcreators October 18, 2020

Assault! Human!!

Assault! Human!! was a 1972 Japanese tokusatsu television show known for being completely lost media due to the master tapes being overwritten.

You know what sucks? That this cool ass show Assault! Human!! was wiped!

by Zebboatstard March 26, 2021

Human Gladwrap

Someone who seems really clingy like gladwrap and tries to be friendly and won't leave someone alone when what they really want is to have sex with them or use them for sexual favours then stop talking to them altogether they try and act like a friend and go everywhere with them but what they really want is to get them in bed

Look at that guy at the party trying to be really friendly and always hanging around that girl he is basically human gladwrap

by Deano86t July 28, 2009

human-generated

Now that AI is the ghostwriter for everything, we need a term for "human generated" content.

My book is 100% human-generated. Hi had to click a Captcha to confirm that I was human and that I had written the book without any AI enhancements.

by jmacofearth September 12, 2023

human cumtipede

A gay orgy party with a bunch of dudes lining up and sticking their dicks forming a shape like a centipede.

Quan:'Me and some of my guy friends did the human cumtipede, pretty dank.'
Sharkisha:'What the fuck.'

by urbanhobolube June 25, 2016