How to drink water

Sometimes used as defining, "how do you do this" or being a stupid idiot actually not knowing how to drink water.
Sometimes even used for defining a person, or you is dumb.

"Uh.. How to drink water? So confusing.."
"LOL, He's like, 'uH hOw tO dRiNk wATeR, HA!"

by adrianatheliteral December 8, 2021

How Many Possums?

This is a question that an employee will ask a manager to switch subjects and to fuck around.

KV: How is it going
Maddox: Good
Kv: Awesome Possum
Maddox: How many possums?

by Strikle March 21, 2019

how 'bout nah

A response you provide when you just don't want to and the other person isn't listening.

Girl: Let's go to Johnny's
Friend: No, I don't want to
Girl: Sure you do, it will be great!
Guy: No, he's a jerk
Girl: You'll love it!
Guy: How 'bout nah!
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Drew's Chew October 25, 2011

how is that even an option?

When a choice someone makes has no logical or acceptable reason why it was made and you have to question how it even became an option before said choice was made.

John: That lady at the gym with a mustache can bench 300.

Larry: She has a mustache? How is that even an option?

Potato Bob: So yea, I got a pet Dandelion the other day.

Larry: ...How is that even a option? Of all the pets you could choose from you got a pet plant. You could have got something normal like a cat, a dog, a bird or even something a little different like a ferret or pig but you chose a motherfucking Dandelion? QUESTION FUCKING MARK. THE FUCK IS YOU TALM BOUT?

by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017

how you sound

1. What are you talking about?
2. How do you get down?

1. A: Yo I got a bugga on my wugga.
B: How you sound nigga?
2. Girl: Hey baby
Guy: Dam girl, you fine, how you sound?

by Lil` Laur October 24, 2004

Tell me how it was

The most royal way of turning someone's invite for a movie down

Robbie: Hey Poo! Movie tonight?
Poo: Tell me how it was

by AYashvardhan September 8, 2018

Guess how much

This is what a women says when she come home from the mall after shopping for three hours and buying many items she does not need and tries to justify it because everything she bought was "on sale".

John: Hi Where were you?
Veronica: At the Mall
John: wow look at all those shopping bags
Veronica: Guess how much

by jrod-knows January 20, 2012