Dick Hockey 

When two people are metaphorically swinging their dicks at each other. Also known as a “pissing contest.”

Alex was tired of all the boys sitting around playing dick hockey, so she grabbed her things and got the hell out of there.

Dick Hockey by Salvatore Valentina June 19, 2022

World Cup of Hockey

n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.

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You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.

World Cup of Hockey by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

canadian butt hockey 

When a Canadian boy becomes a man, he goes into the woods with 11 other boys to the secret ice rink. They squeeze a wolverine until a round hockey puck shaped poo appears. (This is a brutal process which often requires the use of many wolverines, since many are squeezed till they pop) If a suitable wolerine is found, a badger or large rabbit works too. They then play hockey using frozen geese. If the ceremony is interrupted by a Bigfoot, then the boys are cursed to never be men and eventually become transgender. The winners of the game brutally slaughter the losing team's players using only a stick and a pine cone. The winners also claim all of the losers maple syrup and women

Carl: We're both about to be men, and i want your syrup and women!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!

canadian butt hockey by Daddy Lala from Canada June 18, 2018

09 ucc hockey boys

A group of apsolute beutys who win every game vs st mikes. The boys have the best first line in the nation. Thomas Langlois, Richard Wang, Markus Harper, Isaac Rodrigues and Aiden Morrison. With two outstanding goalies: Dantheman and Joeseph Blaichman.

The 09 Ucc hockey boys swept st mikes 13-0

09 ucc hockey boys by Himothy/him April 8, 2023

jungle hockey 

Racism term,professional basketball mainly played by black people. Since basketball was invented in africa

Michael jordan is a professional jungle hockey player

jungle hockey by Nick Meadows August 9, 2007

Norwich city hockey club 

This is a hockey club which time and time again fails miserably to impress. Although making strange claims, stating that they are better than the norwich dragons, this is not the case. Norwich dragons will always be better and a much more energetic side, achieving countless wins and defeating norwich city.

Norwich city hockey club are an average club, playing in average leagues, and are just about tolerable. However when they make claims about how they're better than dragons, everyone knows they're wrong.

Norwich City Hockey Club Player: I'm better than you

Norwich Dragon: Cool story bro.

Norwich city hockey club by Ahockeyplayer April 15, 2013

Fish Hockey 

To play Hockey with equatic animals.
To hit such fish as Haddock or Mackerel with a meter length wooden stick with a sharply curved end. Also see Knackered Makerel

"How about a game of Fish Hockey to cheer you up?"

Fish Hockey by aloce September 10, 2006