Girl: Let's go to Johnny's
Friend: No, I don't want to
Girl: Sure you do, it will be great!
Guy: No, he's a jerk
Girl: You'll love it!
Guy: How 'bout nah!
Girl: Oh, ok.
Friend: No, I don't want to
Girl: Sure you do, it will be great!
Guy: No, he's a jerk
Girl: You'll love it!
Guy: How 'bout nah!
Girl: Oh, ok.
by Drew's Chew October 25, 2011
When a choice someone makes has no logical or acceptable reason why it was made and you have to question how it even became an option before said choice was made.
John: That lady at the gym with a mustache can bench 300.
Larry: She has a mustache? How is that even an option?
Potato Bob: So yea, I got a pet Dandelion the other day.
Larry: ...How is that even a option? Of all the pets you could choose from you got a pet plant. You could have got something normal like a cat, a dog, a bird or even something a little different like a ferret or pig but you chose a motherfucking Dandelion? QUESTION FUCKING MARK. THE FUCK IS YOU TALM BOUT?
Larry: She has a mustache? How is that even an option?
Potato Bob: So yea, I got a pet Dandelion the other day.
Larry: ...How is that even a option? Of all the pets you could choose from you got a pet plant. You could have got something normal like a cat, a dog, a bird or even something a little different like a ferret or pig but you chose a motherfucking Dandelion? QUESTION FUCKING MARK. THE FUCK IS YOU TALM BOUT?
by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017
by Ripedskull360 December 13, 2019
How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"
Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*
by CaTheMousseiest August 13, 2013
1. A: Yo I got a bugga on my wugga.
B: How you sound nigga?
2. Girl: Hey baby
Guy: Dam girl, you fine, how you sound?
B: How you sound nigga?
2. Girl: Hey baby
Guy: Dam girl, you fine, how you sound?
by Lil` Laur October 24, 2004
This is what a women says when she come home from the mall after shopping for three hours and buying many items she does not need and tries to justify it because everything she bought was "on sale".
John: Hi Where were you?
Veronica: At the Mall
John: wow look at all those shopping bags
Veronica: Guess how much
Veronica: At the Mall
John: wow look at all those shopping bags
Veronica: Guess how much
by jrod-knows January 14, 2012
by AYashvardhan September 08, 2018