gopher patch

the patch of skin behind the penis/vagina to the asshole, between the legs. Most commnly rubbed during intercourse or agitated by underwear.

I gotta get a new pair of thongs, these keep rubbing my gopher patch raw.

by Bigfut March 1, 2007

Gomery

A lazy ass who somehow manages to get others to do everything for him without the others realising.
Can be manipulative if not getting their own way and is prone to sulking if out of the Gomery comfort zone (i.e. the sofa).

'What are you doing tonight?'
Smiling obliviously 'Oh im going round to the Gomery's to sweep floors and give him a blow job'

by Wised_up February 25, 2009

Gaper

Gapers are clueless, experienced skiers or snowboarders. They spend most of their time either A) Straight lining every course (they'll fall almost every time) or B) Bragging about how they straight lined a course, even though they looked like a complete idiot doing it. They are known for their large gap between their goggles and hat/helmet. Other signs of gapers include: Cutting in front of other skiers and snowboarders (possibly causing crashes), gaper tucks, rental gear, yard sales, and any other form of trying to copy a racer.

Gaper: "Dude, did you see me speed down that run? The only reason I fell was 'cause I caught my edge on an ice patch."

Skier: "Yeah, I did see you, your such a gaper!"

by WIJARA447 April 12, 2011

Gofer

1. The mispelled way of Gopher.

2. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school

3. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school who looks like a gopher

Oh my god!! I saw Gofer Senpai today!! She's so annoying!

by 3.45a.m October 24, 2014

gomer

a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.

jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.

by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004

gomer

A guy too old to be a geezer; a geezer the other geezers think of as the old one.

That old guy crowd that comes in to drink coffee about ten every morning is usually okay, but they've got a couple real gomers in with them.

by old lang guy October 12, 2006

Gopher Punch

A sucker punch of odd circumstances. It's usually used to refer to someone who "popped out of nowhere" to hit someone. Recipients are usually stunned momentarily before the fight is over (through no act of the "gopher".) To attack someone randomly and without warning. Usually ends a fight.

Patches: *being choked by Vinni*
Vinni: *choking patches*
Mikey: *comes running up from across the street and gopher punches patches in the face, then runs off*
Vinni: What the fuck was that?!

by XPup Strafe October 16, 2009