Goober

A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.

Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.

I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!

Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!

He just ate the garnish--what a goober!

That goober just pissed his pants!

by thedzone September 23, 2009

Goomba

Goomba means fat dumb slob.

I can't believe that guy, he is so fat, I bet he just sits and eats all day, what a goomba...

by Cambria D.H. October 2, 2005

uber goober

a man known for having a long, girthy penis

yeah, she is coming over again tonight. she knows whos got the uber goober!

by sickko August 2, 2007

Goober

A male organ (Penis) protruding from beneath tight clothing such as Lycra which a cyclist or male ballerina wears.

A male ballerina's goober was clearly visible beneath his tight dancing trousers.

by Azureblue May 12, 2014

goombah

An extremely overused word on the game Mobsters 2 Vendetta, causing you to get really annoyed/pissed off at the Godfather after being repeatedly told you need more of everything. He's never happy..

"Yo, Goombah. You need more heads" "Yo, Goombah. You need 50 more guns" "Yo, Goombah. You need 10 more Explosives"

by McOwners December 5, 2009

Goober face

One who acts and looks like a goofy goober.
(spongebob characters)

Anthony you look like a goober face
So like ha!

You are!

by Gemblina April 21, 2008

Goober

1.) A derogatory word from contemporary American English similar in meaning to idiot or "scatterbrain".

2.) Australian slang for semen.

"That guy in Human Resources is a complete goober!"

"The coach is a total goober!"

by Charlie43 August 5, 2008