Fainting Goat

An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.

Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.

by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010

mole goatee

A mole goatee occurs is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the hair, aside from manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, many times the molehair appear to resemble pubes.

"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that"".

by rishnipishni January 14, 2007

Lil Goat

A nickname or pseudonym for the NBA player, Derrick Rose. The term was coined and made popular on Okayplayer.com's sports forum.

Yo, you see lil goat just body dwill 'n' them the other night?

Yeah, lil homey balled out!

by Ace Thomas March 27, 2009

horny goat

A person who is always horny and is looking for anyone to do

Megan is such a horny goat shes already hooked up with seven guys

by Mad dog Maddix December 21, 2016

Throat GOAT

A hoe that gives brain so good it will make you temporarily retarded. As the name implies, the component most essential is the ability to be mercilessly throat fucked, but a true Throat GOAT will have mastered variation in tempo, tongue movement, ball play, and finally, the classic reach around.

"Why don't you leave that girl, she is terrible for you?"
"I know, but she is the Throat GOAT."

by LOG BOY October 10, 2022

Retarded Arctic Ice Goat

Moronic Alaskan who gets the blame for losing the election for John McCain.

Sarah Palin is a Retarded Arctic Ice Goat.

by P.Kynes February 27, 2009

Milking the Goat

When two guys are showing the goat to a girl and the girl jacks them off at the same time as if you were milking a goat

Jack: Dude, I know this sorority girl that is willing to do the move, milking the goat
Bill: I don't know man, she is pretty dirty.... but i'm always down for getting milked
Jack: ok she is gonna come in the door now so get ready!

by Marsupial Watson October 1, 2010