Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.

Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."

by WordsWise July 10, 2024

Global Warming

fake bs the media wants us to believe. We went from global cooling to global warming in 50 years

We're pumping enough co2 into the atmosphere causing global warming we are all going to burn

by OHIOGOAT February 27, 2024

Globgalgobgalob

I am the globgalgobgalob, the shwobble globble fwibble bobble flippa blob glob. I'm full of shwimble glimber kind, I am the yeast of thoughts and mind.

I thought I saw a real tardigrade, but it was just the globgalgobgalob in my walls! Oh, you!

by anonymous February 27, 2024

Gloakum

When one shoves a turned on lightbulb in their asshole, then proceeds to masturbate, creating glowing white cum.

I found this old lightbulb, I think I might use it to Gloakum

by BJ221 March 6, 2024

global warming

my balls after playing fortnite for 14 hours straight

"I got global warming"
"damn, how sweaty is it rn"

by skibidi grimace March 13, 2024

Globalsindustrialization

Vertical integration of capitalistic industries on a globalsindustrialization on a geographic scale; transcending government, municipalities and cultures.

The hoverboard formed from the globalsindustrialized far-reaching influence of the Chinese manufacturing section; he iPhone is the product of a globalsindustrialization.

by Living Water April 3, 2024

Glog

To pee in somebody’s ear and then cum in their nose, you then tickle their nose until they sneeze in your mouth

“Hey bruh tryna go glog me?”

“Yea bruh I love glogging!”

by Super sig April 10, 2024