ghost bogey

When it feels like you have a bogey in your nose, but you don't.

Guy one: Oh damn! Man, I thought i had a bogey just then!
Guy two: Chill out Carl, it was only a ghost bogey!

by swagsha January 13, 2016

Ghost in a jar

The result of farting into a jar and closing its lid tight. Makes a horrible gift.

After that bean burrito, I think I could make one helluva ghost in a jar

by chibisatan September 5, 2016

Ghost Rudder

The combination of the dutch rudder and the stranger.

Roommate waking up, "Dude my hands asleep."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."

by Smith Shark March 31, 2009

ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

by Squeakee July 19, 2009

Ghost milk

Slang term for getting high on cocaine and Xanax (preferably) but other benzodiazepines are acceptable.

"Hey Alan, all that white powder on your nose reminds me of a milk mustache, did you just ghost milk? Because you can't stop freestyle rapping... this combo gets you in the zone brotha! You're rhythm is crazy fast but with such a smooth lyrical flow. Gotta be dat ghost milk!"

"No man did you forget where you are??

My name's not Alan, it's Ryan, and you've been mumbling to yourself non-stop about conspiracy theories. You're the one that ghost milked! Let me know if we need to get you to rehab..."

by AngelDust88 August 30, 2017

Mutual Ghosting

To describe when two people have hung out with each other and the next day they mutually don’t text each other back because they *know* that time they spent together was not worth ever hanging out again.

Mutual ghosting: when you know, you know

by Stefaniyo April 13, 2021

Pube-ghost

A person who randomly places pubic hairs around a house of a person who does not have pubic hair.

I can't wait to pube-ghost Sally now that she had laser hair removal.

by Sisnarf June 2, 2019