Ghost Citing

Ghost citing is the act of attributing a statement or fact you made to another author in order to give it more academic weight. Usually done by attaching a citation that leads to a random page in a well respected academic journal in the field.

This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky

CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.

A+ paper: "The Tutsi cockroaches have collaborated with the Belgians for too long - Justice is long overdue. Cut the tall trees now, and rid Rwanda of the Tutsi imperialists yelled Hutu rights activist Jean Kambanda"

Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?

Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!

Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.

by GreasyFrenchy November 28, 2021

Ghost Fan

when you or someone else is a really big fan of someone or something, but you don't show it and/or you don't support object of interest that much

girl one---omg, Young Jinsu's comin to ATL! wanna come to the concert with me, u love Young Jinsu

girl two---no thanks. i've already downloaded all his myspace songs. why go to the concert?

girl one---u are the biggest ghost fan i know

by http//splashsos.blogspot.com June 9, 2009

Pube-ghost

A person who randomly places pubic hairs around a house of a person who does not have pubic hair.

I can't wait to pube-ghost Sally now that she had laser hair removal.

by Sisnarf June 2, 2019

the ghost in the machine

An ambiguous phrase to describe illogical or unexpected computational behavior that may or may not be caused by some level of sentience be it maintained within the system or at the PEBKAC layer.

Sally couldn't explain why her computer would not work, then as soon as she called IT the machine started working again. IT blamed it on the ghost in the machine

by midstoveilan November 18, 2013

Rectal Ghosts

Spirits who have homosexual tendencies. It is often theorosized that they are the cause of all homosexuality within this world. They communicate by penetrating their victim's anus with their spirit penis and ejaculating ectoblasm into the inners of their anus. It is considered an honor in some native american societies.

Chris: Oh dude, I felt something in my butt!!??
Liam: wasn't me bro!
Luke: are you fuckin' kidding me?
Chris: No, it's icy hot!
Liam: oh golly gee!
Luke: ...yeah, that must be the rectal ghosts

by DiesIrae92 December 27, 2011

ghost medium

someone who can see or talk to ghost

the show deadbeat is about a ghost medium who helps people

by 69money June 8, 2016

Ghost Broccoli

1-another name for cauliflower.

2- non-eaten broccoli coming back for revenge.

It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Listen man, I know what I saw and it wasn't cauliflower.

by Tbone 910 May 7, 2020