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Bill Gates 

One of the founders of Microsoft and formerly the world's richest man (passed by the founder of Ikea). People like to blame him for everything, because he's rich and part of human nature is blaming rich people for all your problems.
Car won't start?

Got fired from work?

Your candidate got owned in the election?

Blame Bill Gates!! Everyone's doing it, it's the new national pastime.
Bill Gates by C++ September 13, 2005

Stephen Gately 

Member of boyband Boyzone who sadly died in October 2009 aged 33.

Sadly missed by all his loving fans, his band members and his family!
RIP STEPHEN GATELY!!

You're a singing angel in heaven now!

South Gate, California 

A working-class Latino suburb located about 20 minutes (without traffic) southeast of Downtown Los Angeles. It is bordered by South LA to the west, Huntington Park and Cudahy to the north, Downey to the east, and Lynwood to the south. Since it is located on the flight path to LAX, you can hear airplanes quite often throughout the day and night. The area just west and south of South Gate Park has the nicest homes with lower crime and higher median household income, which explains why most homes in the area do not have fences around their lawns. The eastern part of South Gate has more crime due to its proximity to South LA. Most businesses cater to the high immigrant Mexican population. However, as their US-born children grow up and many are unable to afford to live on their own elsewhere in the LA area due to barely graduating high school, newer businesses are catering to a younger generation of Latinos with more American and corporate tastes, which is evident in the recently built Azalea Regional Shopping Center on Firestone and Atlantic. Modern technology tends to arrive late to Sough Gate because the immigrant adults do not follow technology much and their US-born children don't exactly have the money to keep up to date with new technology. Many residents escape the mundaneness of South Gate by going next door to Downey. Those willing to travel more go to Cerritos, Long Beach, DTLA, or Dockweiler Beach.
South Gate Resident: "Hey, I just bought an Amazon Echo! I can't believe you can talk to device and it talks back to you and does things for you!"
DTLA Resident: "Uh, the Amazon Echo came out 3 years ago. Where have you been all this time?"
South Gate Resident: "I've been in South Gate, California."
South Gate, California by jay0319 September 8, 2020
To disable something beyond repair while in the act of fixing it.
Greg GAKed the database when trying to recover the lost data.
GAKed by sjc February 8, 2005
simular effect to wearing a t-shirt that says "i just wasted $200"
N-Gaged by dingleberry December 11, 2003

Bill Gates 

Is going to give 90% of his money to charity on death!!! thats Nealy $45Billion. Guy Can Program what ever the fuck he wants. That kind of cash is Cure for cancer good.
Bill Gates by Ostego September 17, 2005