ur granny tranny 

Worst weapon of all time. Its like thanos gauntlet. In one snap you can destory anything or anyone you want. You can use it against anything and anyone! it can also bet "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" and 'no u" its doesn't matter if you put a "lol" to a end because "ur granny tranny" can still kill you and everyone u know..... its more powerful then you think.

Jacob: You suck u stupid nerd!
Carry: and ur granny tranny lol.
Jacob: dies
Earth: Explodes
Everyone: dies
Carry: Becomes god

ur granny tranny by ♥️Panzo♥️ June 3, 2019

Double Granny Knot 

Two very horny women, one of which over 60, entangle themselves for sexual pleasure. The older the women, the stronger the bond as she creates more friction.

The double granny knot took a real toll on grandma last night. She should probably consider abstinence, as a burn on the genitals is very concerning.

Double Granny Knot by Knot Enthusiasts December 7, 2019

your bald headed granny 

instead of the un-so popular your mom insult.

person one- yer mom!
person two- yer DAD!
person one- yeah?!
person two- YEAH!
person one- well, your bald headed granny!!
person two- ooooh, burnnn.

your bald headed granny by Kotton Kopter March 26, 2008

bitch ass nanny granny 

someone who is very cenile but at a young age. a real titty baby

geesh todd....eat the fucking pie and quit being a bitch ass nanny granny

bitch ass nanny granny by psychotoxic June 10, 2011

NASTY GRANNY 

VERB- GETTING FISTED BY AN OVERWEIGHT OLD GRANNY NAMED SUE WHILE SHE WISTLES THE TUNE TO THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW AND SHARTS(see sharts) ON YOUR FEET.
SHE MAY BE WATCHING NIP-TUCK DURING THE ACT OF THE NASTY GRANNY.

NASTY GUY:I helped your granny take in her groceries and before I knew it she pulled a nasty granny!

GRANDSON: Well, how was it?

NASTY GUY: Oh... it was nasty!

GRANDSON: Dude she's like 95 and a half!

NASTY GUY: Well it was pretty cool man, we watched cable and practiced knitting...

GRANDSON: Right on dude!!!

NASTY GRANNY by bob the builder does it dirty January 25, 2010

squritin' granny 

A woman of 65+ that has so much cum in her is squirts out. Often looks like a whitewater fountain.

Yo dog, I just had sex with this old chick and I cummed so much, she became a squritin' granny.

squritin' granny by Chilledcupcake August 27, 2016

ur granny tranny 

worse than ur dads lesbian

person #1: “ur mom gay”

person #2: “ur dad lesbian”
you: “ur granny tranny”
person #1&2: *dies*

ur granny tranny by gay joke comebacks May 10, 2018