double flush

To double flush (verb). Used to describe the necessity to flush a toilet twice when a fecal explusion from the body is exceptional in terms of quantity (i.e., pure mass) and/or quality (i.e., lettuce).

Mother: "Boy were you ever in the bathroom a long time."
Son: "I think that was the biggest crap in my life. It was so big I had to double flush."

by Filibustered January 13, 2011

flushed abortion

The act of masterbation and releasing your nut into a toliet and flushing your seamen down the drain

Dude 1: yo why were you in the bathroom so long
Dude 2: sorry bro, I had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies
Dude 1: true that bro

by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015

royal flusher

the process of sticking someone's head in a toilet and flushing

We gave that jerk a royal flusher in the men's room

by eddy July 19, 2003

3 flush

A large dump that requires 3 flushes to send down. One flush worse than the 2 banger. Often used in the situation of diarrhea.

"What took so long?"
"Had the runs, it was 3 flush"

by B.I.G Nougat January 27, 2008

Double Flush By Proxy

Having to flush twice because of somebody else's sticky turd refusing to evacuate the bowl

I immediately followed her in to the toilet hoping to enjoy a warmed seat. However, she had left a floater behind. I was turtle-necking and the bomb doors were almost open so I quickly fired one out on to hers.
After flushing once all of mine had retreated down the pipe but her stubborn floater still remained so I had to double flush by proxy

by JayNW December 17, 2008

flushing

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Wuts Really Hood Son.

Jus came from FLushing Fuckin wit dem triad niggas.

Word up son, My hood u dont fucks wit.

by Crown City May 13, 2006

flustrated

the combination of being flustered and frustrated at the same time.
If one is aggravated over something and also stressed at the same time, this would be flustration. Also, if a person of the opposite gender flusters someone, making them kind of go crazy, and also causes one to be angry at them, it would be flustration.

Delilah became very flustrated because Scotty made her feel very flustered, but aggravated her a ton at the same time. he drove her crazy, in both good and bad ways.

by KTB<3 December 14, 2006