Bomb Doors open

When a poo has begun to fight it's way out.
I sighed with relief when my bomb doors opened
by JayNW December 07, 2008
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Double Flush By Proxy

Having to flush twice because of somebody else's sticky turd refusing to evacuate the bowl
I immediately followed her in to the toilet hoping to enjoy a warmed seat. However, she had left a floater behind. I was turtle-necking and the bomb doors were almost open so I quickly fired one out on to hers.
After flushing once all of mine had retreated down the pipe but her stubborn floater still remained so I had to double flush by proxy
by JayNW December 07, 2008
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