JayNW's definitions

Double Flush By Proxy

Having to flush twice because of somebody else's sticky turd refusing to evacuate the bowl

I immediately followed her in to the toilet hoping to enjoy a warmed seat. However, she had left a floater behind. I was turtle-necking and the bomb doors were almost open so I quickly fired one out on to hers.
After flushing once all of mine had retreated down the pipe but her stubborn floater still remained so I had to double flush by proxy

by JayNW December 17, 2008

Bomb Doors open

When a poo has begun to fight it's way out.

I sighed with relief when my bomb doors opened

by JayNW December 9, 2008