Swollen lobster

It's the reaction caused by slapping the vagina causing it to puff up and turning it red

Yo bro !! I just slapped this girl's pus so hard I gave her a swollen lobster

by meowsierz777 February 02, 2018

false period

The act in witch a female lies about her period to avoid sexual intercourse

Guy:Babe we should bang!
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago

by meowsierz777 May 04, 2015

coin collector

A female that has or had sex with everyone in the friend group

Guy1: dude she is definitely a coin collector, she did it with max and Ryan
Guy2: she also did it with Victor too.
Guy1: she's been with all of us she is a coin collector

by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015

Smoke screener

A person that distract you from your hit on the bong with a stupid story so they can take multiple hits of the bong and then allows you to take a cashed hit

Our friend Aussie is a smoke screener , he never takes just one hit he always makes up a story so he distracts us so he can smoke more then one hit

by meowsierz777 March 31, 2017

flushed abortion

The act of masterbation and releasing your nut into a toliet and flushing your seamen down the drain

Dude 1: yo why were you in the bathroom so long
Dude 2: sorry bro, I had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies
Dude 1: true that bro

by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015

socket rocket

The fetish in when an individual has the urge to stick there penis in an electrical socket for pleaser

Dammit!!! The power is out! The only way I can socket rocket is to go to my grandmother's house who still had power

by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015

ass belch

When your fart gets pocketed between your ass checks and releases moments later

Dude 1: bro did you fart?
Dude 2: I did moments ago, my ass belched . my fart just pocketed between me legs , sorry bro
Dude 1: its cool I ass belch allot

by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015