Flying Lyndsey

When you take a bloody tampon and hold it by its string, spin it around like a lasso, and off goes flying Lyndsey.

RACHEL THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO GIVE HER FRIEND STEPHEN A TAMPON, SO STEPEHEN PULLED A FLYING LYNDSEY AND OFF IT WENT ON TO RACHEL'S WHITE SHIRT.

by Da1nurple December 15, 2017

flying agaric

committing crimes while tripping on drugs

flying agaric- and/or the subsequent mental health consequences of the drug- do not constitute either a mental challenge or an NGRI defence

by Sexydimma January 19, 2018

Flying wedge

When two semis are driving in both lanes of the highway blocking both so no cars can pass.

Sorry we’re running late. We hit a flying wedge on Hwy 55.

by SoylentCream September 2, 2019

Flying Low

A point in time after you took your last hit of "coke". Usually after about an hour, when you are coming down miserably.

About an hour after my last hit of numb numb, I was really "Flying Low".

by anonymous December 29, 2019

Flying Fish Licker

Flying Fish Licker is an insult that is rare and can only be found by a southern folk, in a southern place. (It might be because they are a little nervous about their culture)

Susie joe: I didn’t mean to
Dylan: Get our of my house you flying fish licker piece of shit

(Aka piece of crap)

by WhyStayBlank January 24, 2020

Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

by red phillips May 14, 2020

Flying kangaroo kelly

When you wear spring shoes run through your house and dive into the air into a women in spread eagle position on the bed

“Yo I heard Brett flying kangaroo Kelly’d with Tegan!”
“Lucky ducky”

by Burkedadurke July 23, 2020