Flying the Tank

When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.

"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"

by BrendonandChandler June 18, 2016

fly dick

A person with a tiny penis.

Person 1-look at my penis
Person 2- that's tiny man, you got a fly dick

by D.ave August 10, 2016

Flying Sword

A way to Troll in League of Legends. It means you have a Flying Sword as an icon in LoL.

Me: Hey, Are you a Flying Sword.
You: Whats that supposed to mean?
Me: Google it.

by Trigus September 3, 2012

flying on yourself

Acting overly self-assertive or self-confident.

Julia: "Hey Daniel i'm so good at reading people!"
Daniel: "Jeeeeessss Julia, stop flying on yourself!"

by zautner August 29, 2012

kicked for flying

The most common message seen on Minecraft anarchy servers, especially 2b2t.

Your duel with TheCampingRusher: Both at 1 HP
2b2t: Kicked for flying
You:

by InvaderInvader December 13, 2020

Flying Kangaroo

Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.

What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.

Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.

by Wasn’t Me November 23, 2020

flying guillotine

this is a secondary weapon for the scout class in tf2
unlike all the pistol weapons this is not a hitreg weapon it is a single use projectile that recharges
upon landing a hit with it the enemy will take 50 damage and then have the bleed effect applied for 8 seconds
in total it will deal up to 90 damage

scout1: i can aim consistantly wth the flying guillotine
scout2: id rather use hitreg weapons

by sniper nate October 27, 2020