Fosterism

A syndrome that happens when a redneck tries to be super intellectual, but in reality sound the biggest douchebag in the universe. It is very common for people with the is syndrome to drink, smoke, and dip excessively.

Fosterist: I believe that by wearing my Nike shirts because it is made in the United States. I believe that if you don't have shoes made in America you are a disappointment. I believe that if everyone was a Libertarian then America could be at peace
Friend: What is his problem?
Me: He has a case of Fosterism.
Friend: Ok.

by the pizza man 12345 April 8, 2015

Faster Horses

A multiple day music festival where countless rednecks and wanna be country girls gather in order to get wasted and take photos while country plays in the background.

Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.

by Havejjxbannsk June 12, 2016

Foster

foster is the hottest man to walk the earth. period.

girl: foster date me!
Foster: sorry, im already dating 1000 girls.

by EXDA March 26, 2019

Sleepy fister

When two gross fatties end up in bed together after a drunken night out. The man will insert his ample fist inside his good lady as he's too lazy to nail her, but after a couple of exerting thrusts falls asleep due to excessive cakes and pies and the fact they repulse each other that much.

The fatties awake in the morning...

Sarah : Chris please remove your fist from my vag!

Chris : Sorry love, i really am a sleepy fister.

by troutgold July 7, 2009

Sara Fetter

A super hot chick who likes to have sex every night.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that hottie at the bar!
Guy 2: I know, what a Sara Fetter!

Girl 1: I asked Amanda if she wanted to hang out tonight, but she said she was busy.
Girl 2: Probably having sex. What a Sara Fetter!

by qwertyytrewq12345 April 26, 2011

Luke Foster

The official doctor of swaganomics, with a minor in swag science and swagger history.

Are you low on swag? It's okay, go see Luke Foster, he's a doctor of swaganomics.

by Jefferson Harrison November 4, 2013

Chinese Fister cuffs

A sexual position in which a man inserts one fist in a womans vagina, and the other fist in her mouth. The more she struggles, the more strained it becomes. Similar to chinese finger cuffs.

Only a pro should attempt Chinese Fister Cuffs!!

by RKJ November 26, 2013