fungus farm

Accommodation typically offered by cowboy landlords and especially to students, shot through with a fungal growth. The fungal infestation is often temporarily retarded at point of sale by gas or electric heaters which the landlord has removed shortly thereafter. Even if the hyphae have ramified all the way into or up from the foundations, in popular mythology it is always the tenant's fault.

Shane and myself got a cheap ground floor apartment ostensibly for a year on coming to Cork, but it turned out to be a fungus farm and we had to move out after a month for the good of our health.

by Fearman January 7, 2008

Louisiana Ant Farm

The louisiana ant farm is when ants crawl up a human anus and commence the making of an ant farm, complete with tunnels. The effect is known to be therapeutic and similar to that of accupuncture.

I fell asleep in the woods and woke up with a Louisiana Ant Farm!

by nolawalking March 5, 2009

slut-farm

An establishment or area containing numerous/multiple attractive and/or promiscuous females.

Eg. at the club

"Damn, look at this joint, its a slut-farm up in here"

by Benz April 15, 2003

phat farm's

shoes that arn't for white people

dang dawg you bout f*cked up my Farm's

by chris mcguffy May 12, 2004

Bet The Farm

Original Definition- A phrase that essentially has no meaning, but it also means everything and can be used as a replacement for literally any other phrase.

Let's get this party started! Bet the farm, motherfuckers

by lesoldham March 16, 2013

boones farm

A tasy wine mainly used to pregame with by young gay college boys. This wine is sweet, fruity, and can totally fuck u up. The reason behind its strong effect on people is its taste and the fastness of how ppl drink it.

Luke thought that Boones Farm was liguid smarties and now after three bottles hes in the dorm bathroom making a not so happy sound.

Yay! gay night in the dorms!! Bring the boones farm its thirsty thursday. :) cheers queers

by I'm Mark James October 16, 2005

moisture farm

A tall like structure for gathering water, often found widley spread over tatooine(due to its harsh weather conditions).

Luke, I need you on the Moisture farms for one more season.

by Greg barr August 6, 2006