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Falture

(fall-chur) When you are taking a True/False quiz or test and you combine the "T" and the "F" by first drawing a T and adding the little middle branch so the teacher can't tell which letter you wrote.
"Hey, how was the test?"

"I failed because I didn't know half the problems"

"You should have answered "falture" on those. Last time I did that on every problem and got 100%."
by Beto Chavz September 8, 2009
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kentucky go faster

Adding a Chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower
by Jon June 11, 2006
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Filtered

Heather "filtered" her "friends" from facebook.
by It's Billy Silly January 4, 2009
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Kentucky Go Faster

When I was working in a gas station in Ohio in the early 1960s, when we referred to Kentucky Go Fasters we were talking about a raccoon tail tied to the antenna and chrome hubcaps on an old car.
In the early 1960s a car with Kentucky Go Fasters with blue smoke trailing behind would pull into the gas station where I worked and have us put in a gallon of oil and top off the gas tank.
by Soybeans October 21, 2008
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falker-parker-pounder

why wouldn't you parker first? befo da falking and pounding, i mean. dats whaz i talk 'bout mofo
I drove all the way to a small country town before i finally falked 'er park 'er and pounded 'er.
by Yolinda Lubenoffsky August 14, 2003
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Spam filter

Software that attempts to filter out spam email.
Spam filters work in several ways.

1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.

2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.

3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.

Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.

Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.
User: I have just recieved an email offering me a larger permenantly erect penis, larger breasts, an opportunity to share my credit card details with a nigerian bank worker who wants to give me $16, 000, 000 and access to unlimited prescribed drugs.

I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?

System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Faltercation

A faltercation is a mistake that you make. To falter is to hesitate in purpose or action. A faltercation is an example of the act of faltering.
I made a faltercation when I cursed at my mother because she is unreasonable, but the result of this is not what I intended to happen.
by Chrissypoo!!! June 4, 2010
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